The
Rambling Red - Issue 5 23/01/02 | by TrickyMatt
Well it's
now 2002, which means that it is 12 years since we last won
anything. Will this glorious year be the one that sees the Red
Army back to trophy winning ways? A cold, wet afternoon in
Sheffield soon put a stop to that! After an impressive and
surprising Christmas period, this Tricky sought solace in the
trip to Bramall Lane. Like many days in my life, I just
shouldnt have bothered!
My Christmas was spent in a climate far warmer than dear old
blighty, and to be honest, it was a welcome break from the
rigours of life. I for one didnt anticipate Forest winning
twice and drawing once in my absence so maybe I should go away
more often! This run of form and the magic of the F.A. Cup meant
I was highly optimistic for the trip to Sheffield in the first
week of January. In fact, I was even confident of us getting a
result! Having attending something like 300 odd Forest games,
this one was comfortably in the top 10 worst games I have ever
had the misfortune of seeing. Never before have I seen such good
players play so consistently bad for the duration of the 90
minutes. Sheffield United werent much better if the truth
be told, but we were dire. What made it worst was the fact that
there was about 4,000 odd Trickies in attendance, it was freezing
cold, and everyone had to cough up £18 for the pleasure! I am a
big admirer of Gareth Williams, but on this occasion he had a
shocker, but cause so many of them did, it almost seemed alright!
I think it is largely due to the 'young' nature of the team and
the state of the pitches, weather etc which played a part in the
performance. Anyway Ive never liked the Blunts!
As always, everyones favourite losers have been doing their
best to keep our spirits up. The Sheep Shaggers have hit the
panic button as I am sure you are aware with the sacking of Colin
something or other and the desire to lose as many games as
humanly possible! You have to laugh! The 3-1 defeat to Bristol
Rovers was hilarious, especially as it wasnt even a smash
and grab type of affair. By all accounts, the Sheep got a right
old pasting from the 3rd Division relegation battlers! Next
season's encounter at the Sheep Dip should be pretty interesting
as the Tricky Trees seek to renew acquaintances with our sheep
bothering friends. Personally, I think we have 12 points already
on the board, what with the Foxshaggers coming down too!
Now while your spirits are up, I think its time for a joke:
Q. What is the difference between humour and odour?
A. Humour is a shift of wit!
Now anyone not getting that can give me five press-ups!
Seeing as I mentioned the Les-der, did anyone see that programme Tonight
with Trevor MacDonalds? For those that didnt, it
featured Les-ders titanic (sic) 2-2 draw with Bolton around
Christmas time. The point of the programme was to measure the
heart rate and blood pressure of the two managers. Now this meant
much thoughtful analysis from everyones favourite sherbert,
Harry Bassett! Jesus Christ, the man has lost the plot, I just
felt sorry for his poor wife who was bemoaning the pressures of
the modern game. Speaking seriously though for a
moment, what I thought was interesting was the influence Mickey
Adams had on Bassett at a crucial time of the game, which makes
you wonder who the manager is. I just sat there and felt slightly
ill at the thought of these two clowns managing Forest. Oh shit
they did!
What did provide much fun and merriment was a recent trawl
through the archives to dig out a few videos of the BBC
series Match of the '70s. Im sure many Reds will
have watched this, especially the ones near the end of the
decade for obvious reasons. Seeing us give ManUre a stuffing on
there own ground and knocking the Scousers out of the European
Cup are ample enough reasons to set aside a couple of hours on a
Sunday night before a trip to your local battlecruiser!
Just before I sign off, after reviewing my last issue, I felt I
had possibly been a tad harsh on our Canadian lovely, Jim
Brennan. Then I saw him once more in Sheffield and was laughing,
it was that bad. Anyone who was there would have to agree!
With that expulsion of anger, Im off find the light that
never goes out!