The
Paul Hart Headline Guide
14/07/01 |
Diversions
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Forest's
Hart Transplant
News
breaks of Paul Hart's appointment as Nottingham Forest manager,
with specific reference to his swift appointment following David
Platt's departure for pastures new.
Putting
The Hart Back Into Forest
Chairman
Eric Barnes spouts some predictable non-sense about putting the
'Nottingham' into 'Nottingham Forest' with the appointement of
Paul Hart as manager.
His
Hart's Really In It
Nottingham
Forest manager Paul Hart talks about his determination to make a
good job of his new position.
The Hart
of the Forest
An in
depth look at the workings of Nottingham Forest, paying
particular attention to manager Paul Hart.
Hart
Beat
Nottingham
Forest manager Paul Hart gets involved in a new scheme to help
create more atmosphere at the City Ground.
Hart
& Soul
An
investigation into Nottingham Forest manager Paul Hart's music
collection.
Hart
Brings Back That Lovin' Feeling
Nottingham
Forest manager Paul Hart is commended on getting the new season
off to a good start (and a free plug for LTLF to boot).
Hart
Breaking
Unspecific
story accompanied by pictures of Paul Hart, Nottingham Forest
manager, in anguish on the touchlines.
Where
the Hart Is
The
press follow Nottingham Forest manager Paul Hart on his holidays
with suitably embarasing photos / journalistic standards.
Love
Hart
Nottingham
Forest manager Paul Hart, and 18-year-old Forest starlet Gordon
Love announce that they are deeply in love and will be moving in
together.
Hart
Flat-lines
Paul
Hart's Nottingham Forest hit a stale patch of league form.
Hart
Failure
Self-explanatory
metaphor.
Hart
By-Pass
Nottingham
Forest manager Paul Hart is upset when Chairman Eric Barnes goes
over his head to make sure the players all have clean socks to
change into at half-time.
It Aint
'alf Hart Mum!
More
information on Paul Hart's holiday activities as he takes a
safari trip in South Africa.
Hart of
Gold
Nottingham
Forest manager celebrates his team's capture of the First
Division trophy.
Hartly
in the Game
Paul
Hart's Nottingham Forest side are out-played by nominal
lower-league team in cup competition.
Dark
Harted
Paul
Hart, manager of Nottingham Forest, is seen out on the streets of
Nottingham at night, in the dark.
What
Becomes of the Broken Harted?
Story
documents Nottingham Forest manager Paul Hart's spell in hospital
after he breaks his leg tripping over a door mat.
Answers,
From The Hart
Nottingham
Forest manager Paul Hart fields questions from fans.
This
Christmas, I'll Give You My Hart
Nottingham
Forest manager Paul Hart's tireless charity work continues as he
dresses up at Santa for a visit to the local orphanage.
Too Hart
to Handle
Nottingham
Forest out-play nominal Premier League side with manager Paul
Hart taking the credit.
Romeo,
Romeo, Where Hart Thou Romeo?
Following
his messy break up with Gordon Love, Nottingham Forest manager
Paul Hart joins a dating agency to search for true romance.
Hart
Attack
Paul
Hart, manager of Nottingham Forest, says some nasty things about
other football person.
Hart
Gallery
Nottingham
Forest manager Paul Hart takes time out to share his family
photos (it's a slow news day).
Sweet
Hart
Paul
Hart, manager of Nottingham Forest, opens a chocolate factory.
All the
SM'Hart Moves
Paul
Hart takes a break from his job as Nottingham Forest manager to
join the army and becomes an honorary Sargent Major.
Hart's
Pace Maker
Paul
Hart introduces a new training method to his Nottingham Forest
squad.
Hart!
The Angels Sing
Paul
Hart signs Bret Angel for Nottingham Forest.
Hart
Gets The Blood Pumping
Nottingham
Forest squad members talk about their manager's training
techniques, with specific reference to the comparison between
Paul Hart and other coaches.
His
Hart's Set On Cardiff
Paul
Hart, talks about his hopes to take Nottingham Forest all-the-way
in this season's FA Cup.
Forest
Hart-Men
Tony
Vaughan and Andy Johnson are profiled with detail on how new
manager Paul Hart has helped their career.
Hart-felt
Nottingham
Forest manager Paul Hart says something, and really
means it.
A Harty
Breakfast
An
examination of Nottingham Forest manager Paul Hart's morning meal
(another slow day for Football news).
Hart to
Swallow
Paul
Hart, manager of Nottingham Forest, chokes on his corn flakes.
Hart of
the Country
Nottingham
Forest boss Paul Hart is linked to the England job.
From the
Bottom of his Hart
Paul
Hart is caught on camera in an embarasing moment when the elastic
in his shorts snaps at the Nottingham Forest training ground.
Hart to
Hart
Nottingham
Forest Supporters Club chairman Mel Hart talks to team manager
Paul Hart about ways to attract more fans to the City Ground.
You
Stoke the Son From My Hart!
Nottingham
Forest supremo Paul Hart's son is abducted by aliens.
Hart
Hits Hard at ex-Hammer Harry
Paul
Hart gets involved in a war of words with Harry Redknapp after it
conspires that it was in fact he who abducted the Nottingham
Forest manager's son (one for Piers Morgan).
Hart of
Hearing
Nottingham
Forest manager Paul Hart finds himself facing legal action for
sexual harrasment when an 80-year-old woman mis-hears his
compliments to her shag-pile rug.
It's a blessing for all tabloid papers that Paul got the job rather than Nigel Clough as we could only think of one example for him:
I've Had
EClough Of It!
Nigel
Clough shows his frustration at having such a difficult name to
fit into imaginative headlines.
Anyway, if all of the above examples havn't appeared in various papers by Christmas, I will eat my Hart, errr, hat....