Lazy
18/07/02 | by Pizza X-Press 2 feat. Andy Reid
Branded 'lazy' and 'fat' by Paul Hart, Andy Reid and his favourite Piazza restraunt have launched this fabulous new version the hit single 'Lazy' by X-Press 2. Available from all dodgy record stores.
I’m lazy when I’m
training, I’m lazy when I play
I’m lazy with the coaches a thousand times a day
I’m lazy when I’m eating, I’m lazy when I drink
I’m lazy when I’m sleeping, I’m lazy when I think
I open up my mouth, air comes rushing out
Nothing doing, never, ever - how you like me now?
Wouldn't it be crazy? Wouldn't it be nice?
If I did a bit of work and wasn’t lazy all the time
I-I-I-I'm Reidy and I’m lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna pay me?
I-I-I-I'm Reidy and I’m lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna pay me?
Some folks they got money, and some folks are on the dole
Some folks work for a living, and some folks play football
Imagine what it feels like, imagine how it looks
Imagine life is perfect when I’m lazy on the books
No sweat’s falling from my face
I’m not using all my pace
Now don’t you want to live like me?
I’m as lazy as a player can be
I-I-I-I'm Reidy and I’m lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna pay me?
I-I-I-I'm Reidy and I’m lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna pay me?
Imagine there’s a transfer, imagine there’s goal
Imagine me running, not just my usual stroll
Imagine I’m a hero, imagine I’m just great
Lazy player, easy money, I’ve got everything you ain’t
Now my belly has got so big
I’m so unfit I can’t walk
But I’m still making more than you think
Thanks to my lazy contract talk
I-I-I-I'm Reidy and I’m lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna pay me?
I-I-I-I'm Reidy and I’m lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna pay me?
Lazy when I’m running, lazy when I pass
Shouting all you like, but I won’t move my big fat ass
I'm lazy when I'm playing, lazy when I’m not
Got a lazy mind, a lazy eye, a lazy lazy dog
Hard men, hard lives
Hard keepin' it all inside
Good times, good God
I'm so lazy I almost stop...
I-I-I-I'm Reidy and I’m lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna pay me?
I-I-I-I'm Reidy and I’m lazy
Ooooh, don't you wanna pay me?