The LTLF Christmas Message - from Gordon Brown
Posted in: Funny stuff
Dear loyal voters*,
(*I know you would vote for me if you had the chance. In fact, so confident of this was I, I decided it really wasn’t worth going to the effort of having a general election just to find out what we already knew.)
It really is an honour for me to be invited to […]
Me Owd Duck on Clough
Posted in: Funny stuff, History, Me Owd Duck
Now then.
There is a gentleman that deserves some consideration this week. Brian Howard Clough had a special statue raised to him in the Old Market Square. He was a manager of Forest and a former England player.
There are some moments in life when an individual steps forward and creates a moment of personal […]
Me Owd Duck versus the Brum
Posted in: Funny stuff, History, Me Owd Duck
Now then,
I’ve had a difficult week this week, having a truss fitted is a slow process and my Doctor is from Poland and does not understand a word of English. You look like a right goon wearing a truss around your forehead; I was the laughing stock of the Darby and Joan Club.
Me Owd Duck versus the Sheep
Posted in: Funny stuff, History, Me Owd Duck
Now then.
I watched the game yesterday at the Daycare Centre. It was broadcast in HD. HD? Whatever next? When I was a lad we had one channel in black and white. When football was shown, it was the cup final. One team always had to play in white shirts and black […]
Forest Fans get Sweet FA for Cardiff shenanigans
Posted in: Funny stuff
Forest Fans in outcry as punishment is dished out
The FA have announced that due to the Nottingham Forest fans vitriol aimed towards Dave Jones a severe and just punishment has been dealt out. Brian Bigbuns has condemned the behavior has “irresponsible and unacceptable.”
The punishment handed out will be a lesson to all other fans who […]
Me Owd Duck versus QPR
Posted in: Funny stuff, History, Me Owd Duck
Now then,
The last few weeks I have been moving house. I have managed to get one of those sheltered bungalows for retired people with an alarm in it, in case one of us falls over. It’s a really good thing. If I press it, some minimum wage Portuguese lady comes […]
Me Owd Duck remembers Crystal Palace
Posted in: Funny stuff, History, Me Owd Duck
Now then. If I had to state a weekly objective or aim to my writing, I would say that I am trying to show Forest supporters that as grim as things might be now, in the past, it has been far grimmer. This week we have witnessed defeats at home to Palace and […]
Me Owd Duck remembering Plymouth Argyle
Posted in: Funny stuff, History, Me Owd Duck
Now then. Not a good weekend to be a Forest fan. Some of us can remember playing the likes of Manchester United, week in, week out and occasionally filling their nets with goals. Now we lose 1-0 and have a player sent off against Plymouth. Plymouth is in Devon, or at least it used to […]
Me Owd Duck v Charlton Athletic
Posted in: Funny stuff, History, Me Owd Duck
Now then. Allow me to introduce mysen. Duck’s the name and me first name to you is not important. To my son I am Dad and to my Grandkids I am Granddad. All you need to know is that I was supporting Forest long before you were born. In fact, I […]
The not so green, green grass of home? (Part One)
Posted in: Articles - Season 2008/09, Funny stuff, General football
I love the smell of freshly cut grass in the morning - especially that cut from my own garden as it has a very distinctive smell. It makes me feel like I am home again, like a returning hero after a bloody conflict in a distant land.
I am sure this is exactly the same smell that Kevin Keegan and […]
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