April 8, 1967. The day ‘Puppet On A String’ by Sandy Shaw won the Eurovision for Great Britain. It was a damp day, a muddy day, a black and white day [...]
Dear loyal voters*, (*I know you would vote for me if you had the chance. In fact, so confident of this was I, I decided it really wasn't worth going to the effort of having a general election just to find out what we already knew.) It [...]