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The renowned diplomat, intellectual and five-time Nobel Prize-winner Stanley Victor Collymore is set to answer the despairing cries of the human race once again by brokering peace between Earth and Mars [...]
LTLF has learned that Nottingham Forest faced financial meltdown on Saturday evening, just hours after their nil-nil draw at Brighton. The crisis came to a head when it transpired that the coach driver didn’t have enough money to pay the toll [...]