Steve Garland takes a nostalgic trip through the history of the football simulation, in which Javier Zanetti has a schoolyard kickabout with himself, Andy Townsend rants about foreigners and Chris Kamara tells you to kick a woman in a dojo...

Football songs hold a certain attraction for me. It stems from the sound of a few thousand people singing in unison, a sound that I've always felt captures raw passion and delivers a feeling of union and bonding. It’s a magical thing to hear and often the sheer grandness of it can definitely send a tingle down your spine [...]