LTLF Exclusive by JOURNOBOT#1865 Date: SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE
The renowned diplomat, intellectual and five-time Nobel Prize-winner Stanley Victor Collymore is set to answer the despairing cries of the human race once again by brokering peace between Earth and Mars [...]
…they’ve now gone and made him captain! It’s wrong, just wrong. His sale to Leicester was unavoidable and in fact it probably kept us up, freeing up some urgently needed funds for Steve Cotterill to spend on loan players. But as if losing [...]